April 17, 2019
- How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Egg-ercise!
- What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled!
- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke? Because it might crack up!
- What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
- Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a chicken!
- What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker
- What Do You Call A Sleepy Easter Egg? Egg-zausted!
- Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
He kept quacking the eggs.
- Why Couldn’t the Easter Egg Family Watch Cable?
Because their TV was scrambled!
- What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog? Pooched eggs.
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
