Sheriff’s Report

Thursday, April 17

12:19 a.m. A distraught male walking in the middle of Mahoney Rd. refused to speak with an officer attempting to assist. He had the right to remain silent but he may have been resisting a rest since he wouldn’t stop walking.

9:49 a.m. A woman from Canada called to report that she left her purse and wallet at a Bull Lake bar a few days prior. It was aboot time she reported it, but you have to wonder how’d she cross the boarder to get home any eh?

3:31 p.m. Two white fluffy dogs with long ears and short legs were reported for running free on Bobtail Meadow Rd.

Friday, April 18

12:02 p.m. A woman on Farm to Market reported her boyfriend’s vehicle being all jacked up, literally. Her boyfriend’s brother took it to a friend’s, removed all the tires and wouldn’t give it back to her. The boyfriend was in jail.

5:21 A woman on Bache Rd. was out of town and returned to dead chickens. Neighbors reported nothing unusual happening. Does this make you wonder what usually happens there?

Tuesday, Aril 24

11:44 a.m. A Louisiana Ave. resident called requesting to speak with someone regarding “a domestic rabbit situation.” Ehh, what’s up doc?

Wednesday, April 25

10:49 a.m. A woman on Manor Drive reported trespassers looking for stray golf balls on her property at night…. Meanwhile in Troy her life seemed like a par-tee when a man reported a woman in his home threatening to kill him if he didn’t bring her alcohol.