Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold? They like to “go” first class!
What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a Texan?
A pot of chili at the end of the rainbow!
What happens if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
You get a rash of good luck!
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
It will be green with envy!